"www.skiloose.com and its affiliates are not responsible for any death, loss, grief, personal injury, identity crises, destruction of property, death, loss, self-induced hallucination, autofellatio, mourning, weeping of blood, or death that may occur as a result of utilizing the various experimental features of the website" - my lawyer

please consult a doctor if you suffer from any of the following side effects after using https://www.skiloose.com:

• Constipation

• Skin rash or dermatitis

• Diarrhea

• Dizziness

• Drowsiness

• Dry mouth

• Headache

• Insomnia

• Nausea

• Thoughts of suicide

• Infernal rage or debilitating anger

• Loss of limbs

• Other